what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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