Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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