He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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