At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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