is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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