I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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