Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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