pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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