is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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