This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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