Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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