i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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