so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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