Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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