Where is the hickey?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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