At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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