Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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