tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
this boner is exhausting
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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