ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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