I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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