she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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