I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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