I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just high enough for therapy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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