It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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