You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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