Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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