I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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