There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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