Soap is not a condiment
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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