Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Randomize
