just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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