grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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