if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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