Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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