so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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