super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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