She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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