Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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