her vagine was all disorganized.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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