Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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