he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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