You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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