How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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