D3 body, D1 cock
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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