I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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