Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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