In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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