Those balls look pretty dangerous.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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