What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dick very happy bro
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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