marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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