Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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