Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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