I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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