I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think people are normalizing furries
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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