oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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