i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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