Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
That accounts for only three of the penises
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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