I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Farmville is her only friend.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
