I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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