nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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